Gold.

itsdivinedear: i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 02:21:27 -0400

itsdivinedear:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

tdub89: omg this is so fucking cute.

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 02:19:58 -0400

tdub89:

omg this is so fucking cute.

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Wed, 27 Mar 2013 17:37:23 -0400

note-a-bear: thatneedstogo: beautone: Kelis Reading African...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 17:34:39 -0400

note-a-bear:

thatneedstogo:

beautone:

Kelis Reading African American Science Fiction Author Octavia Butler’s Bloodchild & Other Stories

I am here for this

Still in love with this.

Curious to know if that’s a songwriting book there, or if it’s general note-taking.

illuminology: The meaning of Easter.

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 03:29:02 -0400

illuminology:

The meaning of Easter.

Regular Person: I listen to music when I drive

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 03:25:50 -0400

Regular Person: I listen to music when I drive
Me: I listen to music when I drive too
Me: And while I'm eating
Me: and while I'm reading
Me: while I'm watching TV
Me: while I'm cleaning
Me: when I'm doing homework
Me: when I say 'fuck my homework I'm going to listen to music'
Me: when I'm jogging
Me: in the shower
Me: on the toilet
Me: I listen to music when I'm listening to music

"Y. That perfect letter. The wishbone, fork in the road, empty wineglass. The question we ask over..."

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:45:14 -0400

“Y. That perfect letter. The wishbone, fork in the road, empty wineglass. The question we ask over and over.”

- Marjorie Celona, Y. (via commovente)

primaniallerina: wackcalzone: my type that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:44:36 -0400

primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

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Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:38:34 -0400

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Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:21:41 -0400

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:19:16 -0400

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.

???: “You jumped high though.”

Tyler: “I’m black.”

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Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:18:10 -0400

Police Officer: Ms. Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 14:55:35 -0400

Police Officer: Ms. Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST

thatfunnyblog: White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 14:50:47 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks

Funny Stuff you like?

sexycamila: highfivekeats: Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 02:38:15 -0400

sexycamila:

highfivekeats:

Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurant

I CAN’T BREATHE

IML ITERAALLY SCRAMIGN AT THE SCREEN

accurate.

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 15:31:00 -0400

theheavyheartinthephonebooth:

blinkstolemyheart:

imagineharrypotter:

Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.

Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.

Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.

Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.

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